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How to fuck up your GMAT score, lesson 1

Important day today, friday the 13th, brrrrrr .

First, I fucked up a GMAT Problem Solving in a bad way: 16 question, 10 wrong, 6 correct. Wow, that is a shitty score. I went to SB but that didn’t help much: he basically said it was a shitty score.

So, me depressed: me go shoppin’.

Since I don’t need anything over here I just could get paid sex or “upgrade” my bike. Since I can’t show of paid sex, take it home of as a matter of fact, felt like doing it, I chose the bike.
Since my bike is made by little Chinese men in China and I have these Dutch legs, the bike and I had trouble being friends. So I went to a bike store and upgraded the bike with a new saddle pin, a front light and a back light. Ka-ching, 38 bucks while the whole darn bike was just $70! I increased the value by a little more then 50%…. Oh well since I have to be more exact according to SB (and myself): I increased the value of my bike by (38/70=19/35=0,542 ) ~ 54,3%!

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